Showing posts with label specials. Show all posts
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Thursday, February 21, 2019

Stories of My Childhood: Captain Underpants



Welcome to a new series that I plan on exploring this year. I want to talk a little bit about the stories I loved as a kid and why I love them now. You're never too old to outgrow your favorite story. My first pick? Captain Underpants. I recently finished writing a party quest for my Captain Underpants party on my party planning site, and it got me thinking back to old times.

Potty humor. Misbehaving boys. Superheroes. Not exactly what a third grade girl would be interested in, right? You'd be wrong. 


What is the book about?

Tired of their cruel principal, George and Harold order a 3-D Hypno Ring and use it to make him do crazy things...just long enough to get their pranking stuff back from his office. Their joke goes too far when they hypnotize him into believing that he is Captain Underpants, and he jumps out the window to go and fight crime. This pays off, though, because a villain just happens to be on the brink of destroying the world. Throughout the series, George and Harold bring back Captain Underpants to save the world from talking toilets, evil professors, alien lunch ladies, and more. 


How did I discover it?

I think it was from a school book fair. Posters of Captain Underpants hung on the walls at school, but I never really paid them any attention. Then my mom bought the first book for me. I wasn't thrilled, but on one weekend afternoon, I sat down and read it. It was hysterical. There was a particular scene with a villain called Dr. Diaper looking like he pooped himself. I laughed until I cried. 

I then bought book 3, and then 5, and then 2...yes, out of order. Book 4, the plot of Professor Poopypants, came last. I'd also brought a spinoff, Super Diaper Baby, to a reading event at school one day and struggled to not laugh until I cried, not wanting to disturb the entire class. 


What do I love about the books?

Author Dav Pilkey is a really cool guy, and still one of my most admired authors. He takes a lot of inspiration from things that happened in his life, and the books reflect that. There are tons of fourth wall jokes. There are fun comics drawn by George and Harold, the creators of Captain Underpants. There are ridiculous jokes seen in the pages, particularly within drawings of signs, posters, and book covers. 

I also love George and Harold's sense of fun. They're not bad kids; they're just creative, as we're told to see them. Despite what protective librarians and gatekeepers might say, they didn't encourage me to act out in school or misbehave. They did encourage me to be creative...more on that below. Finally, I thought the superhero story was clever and well-drawn, but you don't have to like official superheroes to enjoy these books. It's not realistic fiction when you add in all the technologies, super powers, and aliens that appear in later novels. Even the first book isn't too realistic when you consider that a little guy in a diaper is using robots to help him blow up Earth...but before that, the book seems strangely plausible! The world is real (mostly), and that's fun too. 


Digging deeper into the fandom

I'd always noticed links to websites on the back covers where you could visit to play games. One was Scholastic's; the other belonged to the author. My dad suggested one rainy day that I try it, and I did. My sister and I, who I'd also gotten to read the books, had a blast playing the arcade games and using the comic creator. 

Pilkey.com was a whole different level of awesome. Fun facts about the books, legendary arcade games, pages created just for jokes (actually, one was literally a joke page), and facts about the author all made for hours of fun. Later on, there would actually be Captain Underpants songs that came out that we loved. 

My sister and I invented many games together, and eventually we started playing Captain Underpants. I would strip down to my underwear and a cape I had, and she would pretend to be his sidekick Harold. We'd go around the house pretending to fight the evil villains seen in the books.


Favorite memory involving the books

My sister and I played many games of Captain Underpants as mentioned above. Those were good times. At one point, though, we'd decided to put on a play for our parents. Act 1 featured me as George and her as Harold. Act 2 featured me as Captain Underpants and her as Deputy Doo Doo, a cowboy-hat wearing turd that was featured in the Super Diaper Baby book. The play was going smoothly until my sister decided to deliberately botch it. During random moments, she would take her cowboy hat, take a bow, and go, "Howdy, partner!" This was something she was only supposed to do once, but she would. not. stop. doing it. It drove me nuts, but we all laughed anyway. 

To this day, this infamous play still gets brought up on occasion. 


How did the books inspire me?

I made my own comic book, just like George and Harold did! It was about a smoothie (a type of character my best friend and I had invented that looked more like an ice cream cone) who had a sleepover at their friend's house and woke up in a land of evil villains. It was called The Adventures of Cool Chocolate. 





My thoughts on the books now

I definitely took a peek into the later books on Amazon. Sadly, what I saw, I didn't love. The plots get convoluted, the villains repeat, and at one point, Pilkey gets too carried away with snide political jokes. (I chuckled at the first one, but a whole chapter's worth...meh.) Still, I do love the first five, or even the first seven. Actually, I wouldn't mind reading book 8 either, which has the concept of an alternate universe.

But I love the first books as much as ever!



Captain Underpants was one of my favorite book series. Did you have any favorites? Feel free to share below.


Friday, January 11, 2019

Fictionistas Unite Book Survey


Feel free to answer these in your own blog post and include a link in the comments, or post the answers in the comments as well. 


My Survey Answers


1. I have two. The first that comes to mind is Lucille from the Junie B. Jones series. She was pretty, rich, and had good dress sense. But then again, Junie B. was the one with the fun grandparents. Hmm...it was quite a dilemma. The other one was Abby from the Abby Hayes series. She liked to write, like me, and I thought her journal was a genius idea. Plus, her world was so true-to-life, and I liked being able to "be" another character for a while. 

2. Favorites? Realistic fiction, psychological thriller (especially domestic noir), and chick lit as long as it isn't TOO sappy. Least favorites are science fiction and dystopia. I don't care for most fantasy either. 

3. I DID technically write books, but they aren't actually in print- either on Wattpad or in draft mode. But if I had to seriously think about another book to write, I had this idea in mind: something about a girl who meets a semi-friend at camp and they fall out of touch. Then the semi-friend starts acting creepy and needy all of a sudden, and it eventually turns into a non-romantic thriller. It's based on my life (the concept, not the thriller part). 

4. I have several I wrote about in an entry about my book pet peeves. The latest one that bugs me is missing fathers. UGH. It's been done to death over the past few years. Another is YA love triangles. I don't understand why every YA book these days needs a romance to begin with; not everyone is interested in that. It was so overused and so much the same every time that I gave up on the genre. 

5. I don't have a reading routine necessarily, but I do like to read before bed, even if it's not a book. I'll even read yearbooks or old writing projects.

6. One of my first books was Pig William. It was very graphic and colorful and follows a day or so in the life of a pig. Pigs in Hiding was also great, but lacked text.

7. I'm reading a memoir right now, so that's probably not going to work given the context. But for the last book I fully read, Obsession, a great song would be Stranger by Hilary Duff. One of the main characters isn't herself and they're all playing games with each other, possibly trying to make others look bad. This song fits the bill.

8.  I unfortunately do not see a ton of movies based on books I've read, so this is a hard one.My mind wants to go to Harry Potter for a favorite movie adaptation because I think it gets the setting and characters right. I did like seeing Freedom Writers play out on screen, but back to annoying tropes- Patrick Dempsey was utterly useless. Other than this movie being a prime example of including a romance just to include one, it was good and inspiring. 

9. Octavian Country Day School from The Clique series always sounded like a good school. The cafeteria was chill-looking and you could take yoga for a gym class- very awesome. 

10. In college I really enjoyed the Maus graphic novels. Very entertaining and thought provoking. 

11. Someone I have a crush on. Hmmm. I guess Austin is pretty cute from the Cupcake Cafe series by Jenny Colgan. I also like Lucas from A Dog's Way Home. 


Don't forget to check out my second post, a more general survey, if you want to know your book blogger a little bit more! And please post your answers in the comments, or provide us a link to a post with your answers. I would love to see!

Saturday, September 1, 2018

Your Complete Guide to Being a Potterhead

It's September 1, which means one thing...time to go back to Hogwarts!

I first got into Harry Potter in third grade. Our parents were supposed to read to us every night for fifteen minutes, and we decided on Harry Potter. My sister joined us, and because the weather was improving, we would often sit on the glider on the back deck as the sun was going down. I then became a fan. I would bookmark every Potter website I could find and looked forward to the movies.


These days I'm not as much of a Potterhead. Unpopular opinion: I'm okay with not having my Hogwarts acceptance letter. I like my Muggle life just fine, I don't need magic. I don't do roleplay or conventions. None of that, ever. I did go to a book signing once, but those days are in the past. And I just can't get into the fanfiction whatsoever- too much icky weird stuff there. But I do like the books, just not regularly anymore.

New to the Harry Potter fandom? No biggie. Even if you're a Muggle, need a refresher, want to understand a reference, or you just want to get started, now you can. Dive in!


First, here's a brief rundown on types of people you'll see:

A Muggle is a term for a non-magical person.
A Squib is someone born to magical parents who shows very little magical ability. Filch is one, and Neville seems to be close.
A pure-blood is someone who is purely wizard. According to Voldemort, they are the only acceptable type of wizard.
A half-blood is someone with non-magical lineage somewhere in the family. Harry is one.







Book One: The Sorcerer's Stone 
Young Harry Potter receives a letter one day- er, many actually- telling him of his acceptance to Hogwarts. Living with his cruel aunt and uncle, this is hard to believe especially as they forbid him to go. However, life has other plans and soon he's learning about magical sports, taking strange classes, and even making some friends and enemies. But there's also a dark destiny that's waiting for him, and he'll prepare to meet the dark force that killed his parents.

It's definitely the lightest book of the series as Harry learns the ups and downs of wizard life. Hypothetically, it could stand on its own if you decided not to continue the series. The first 40% is just Harry trying to escape his family's tyranny, but then he becomes the youngest player to join the Quidditch team, meets wacky professors, and even makes friends. And besides all this there is a mystery he is keen on solving: what is this mysterious Sorcerer's Stone and why is it at Hogwarts? Could someone be plotting to steal it?
Breakout Characters:
Harry, obviously. The Chosen One who isn't afraid to get into some trouble.
Ron Weasley, Harry's fiery-haired best friend
Hermione Granger, a smart busybody who soon becomes their friend
Hagrid, an unusually large man who is the caretaker of Hogwarts and becomes a friend to Harry
Neville Longbottom, a cheeky boy lacking bravery and wizard skill
Albus Dumbledore, an old quirky wizard in charge of the school
Lord Voldemort, an evil wizard who can't seem to die out entirely. He has a snakelike appearance leading people to make fun of his not having a nose.



Book Two: Chamber of Secrets 
Harry is excited to return to school but his friends haven't been writing to him. Was the whole thing a dream? Turns out a house-elf who is fond of him is hiding them away, in an attempt to stop him from returning. This elf knows that something terrible is about to happen. And he's right. When students start turning to stone, a plot to attempt to bring Voldemort to power that lies right inside the school is revealed. And the trio wants to figure out how to stop it before any more students are harmed.

In the meantime, be sure to enjoy more Quidditch and a stuck-up new professor who gives Harry advice about being famous. There's also a ghost in the girls' bathroom that provides some interest, and a ghost party as well.
Breakout Characters:
Dobby the house-elf
Lucius Malfoy, Draco's formidable father
Colin Creevey, a superfan of Harry's
Ginny Weasley, Ron's younger sister
Tom Riddle, Voldemort's former self


Book Three: Prisoner of Azkaban 
Someone is after Harry, no surprise there. But this time it's the guy who had betrayed Harry's parents to Voldemort. Nobody knows how, but somehow he has escaped from Azkaban prison and has even managed to get inside the school. But is all as it seems?

This book is noted for the lack of Voldemort appearances. But it's probably my favorite for the balance of dark mystery, interesting school events, and plot twists. Among the most interesting are Harry's attempts to visit the local village (his uncle didn't sign the permission form), Divination classes, and highly exciting Quidditch season.
Breakout Characters: 
Sirius Black, an old friend of the Potters
Peter Pettigrew, another old friend of the Potters
Professor Trelawney, the Divination professor who likes to predict death
Remus Lupin, a seriously cool Defense professor





Book Four: Goblet of Fire
Can Harry's life just be normal for once? This time around he's found himself entered into a competition, the Triwizard Tournament, that's supposed to be for wizards over seventeen. He must face 3 complex and difficult challenges throughout the course of the year as he figures out why in the world he's in this thing.

Meanwhile, don't forget to take time to enjoy the Quidditch World Cup and read about tabloid drama, Ron's jealousy at Harry achieving more fame, Hagrid struggling with prejudice, and first interests in girls. You'll also enjoy the arrival of other wizarding schools. Hermione also starts a legendary campaign to stand up for the rights of house-elves.

Breakout Characters:
Cho Chang, Harry's love interest
Cedric Diggory, a handsome Hufflepuff and the other Hogwarts competitor
Mad-Eye Moody, a retired Auror returning to Hogwarts to teach
                  



Book Five: Order of the Phoenix
The wizard government refuses to comprehend that Voldemort is back-so do many of the wizarding world- and thus sends one of their staff to silence Harry. This staff member is a particularly nasty Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher who refuses to let them practice any defensive magic. At the same time as a group of their parents and teachers rekindle their old defense organization, Harry and the gang form one of their own where he teaches them the defense they need to know, both for exams and in the real world. In the meantime Harry tries to find ways to alert the world of Voldemort's return. At the end of the book, everyone is finally forced to accept the hard truth: Voldemort is back.

Many people consider the new professor to be the most evil character of the series, so this is not a book to be missed. Everyone goes after her in subtle ways, including the teachers. There's not a lot of subplots here, unless you want to consider the surly house elf at the Order headquarters or a budding romance for Harry.
Breakout Characters:
Luna Lovegood, an odd dreamy girl they meet on the train to Hogwarts
Professor Umbridge, the horrid new Defense teacher
Bellatrix Lestrange, an evil witch and Sirius' cousin




Book Six: Half Blood Prince
Dumbledore recruits a professor who he believes holds the key to defeating Voldemort. When Harry obtains this information, he and Dumbledore go on a mission to learn more about Voldemort's past, which will contain answers as to how to defeat him.

Talk about growing up with a book series: there's a lot of teen drama here. Love occurs, fights occur. Everyone learns to Apparate, or get from one place to another instantly, and goes to socials held by said new teacher. Also, when Harry obtains a used Potions book from the "Half Blood Prince" and suddenly becomes good at the subject, the gang tries to find out who the Half Blood Prince might be (I mean yeah, this book doesn't have the most accurate title as this is mostly a subplot but you know). Oh yeah, and your opinions on Draco might change entirely.
Breakout Characters: 
Lavender Brown, Ron's over-the-top love interest
Professor Slughorn, new teacher with a dark secret
                   



Book Seven: Deathly Hallows
This is "that camping book" you hear so much about. Harry is no longer safe at Hogwarts and leaves with his friends to go destroy Horcruxes, the items that hold pieces of Voldemort's soul to keep him
immortal. Meanwhile, the trio learns of a legend where one must collect 3 items to become the Master of Death and Harry aims to collect those as well.

This is not the happiest of books, but the ending makes everything worthwhile. You'll be with the characters the whole time, rooting them on as they move around and even camp out to stay in hiding. And there are still lots of magical moments. I like the part where Harry visits his parents' graves and the part with Dumbledore. But the battle scenes are great too, especially seeing everyone defend Hogwarts.









Hogwarts students are sorted into a house upon their first arrival. Each house has a dormitory and a table in the Great Hall. You earn points for your house by doing good, though rulebreaking loses you points. It all comes down to the House Cup at the end of the year. This is what people take so seriously! Which house suits you?

Gryffindor: The house where the big 3 characters are in. If you're brave and chivalrous, this is the place for you. Their ghost is Nearly Headless Nick, named for obvious reasons, and the Head of House is Professor McGonagall. 
Ravenclaw: Known as the "smart house," this is where you'll be if you value cleverness. It's argued that Hermione should be here, but the Sorting Hat clearly had its reasons. The house values "wit and learning," and their ghost is the Grey Lady. 
Hufflepuff: If you're just and loyal and unafraid of toil, congratulations, you're a Hufflepuff. This is J.K. Rowling's house. Their ghost is the Fat Friar and their Head of House is Professor Sprout. 
Slytherin: It's gotten a bad reputation over the years due to its love of pure-bloods (part of Voldemort's regime was trying to eradicate those who weren't). It's certainly not an evil house, especially these days. They value cunning and ambition The Bloody Baron is their ghost. Severus Snape is the Head of House for the most part, until Slughorn takes over.

While we're on ghosts, I should also mention Peeves the poltergeist. He doesn't appear in the movies but is beloved by readers for his wacky antics and love of troublemaking. He is forever loathed by caretaker Argus Filch, although the Bloody Baron can supposedly control him.







School typically starts on September 1st. They get a letter before that with books and supplies they will need, usually obtained in Diagon Alley, the little wizard downtown area if you will. On that date, students report to King's Cross station and run through the wall between platforms 9 and 10. This takes them to Platform 9 3/4, where the Hogwarts Express waits to take them to school. The first years take boats across the lake with Hagrid, while everyone else rides in carriages. Before the opening feast, the Sorting Ceremony takes place where each new student tries on a talking hat and is sorted into one of four houses.

Students traditionally take Transfiguration, Charms, History of Magic, Potions, Herbology, Astronomy, and Defense Against the Dark Arts. First years also have flying lessons. In the third year they may begin Care of Magical Creatures, Arithmancy, Divination, Muggle Studies, and/or Ancient Runes. Fifth year O.W.L. exams dictate what subjects they can continue in the sixth year, while N.E.W.T.s are taken at the end of the seventh.

Many evenings might be spent doing homework, but students might also like to hang out at their house common area. On weekends, third years and up may also visit Hogsmeade, the local village. Quidditch matches between Houses are certainly one of the most anticipated events as well.

A quick guide to your known professors:

Transfiguration: Professor McGonagall (strict but fierce)
Potions: Professor Snape (loathed by many) and Professor Slughorn
Defense Against the Dark Arts: Professors Quirrell, Lockhart, Lupin, Moody, Umbridge, Snape, and Carrow. The position has been jinxed since Voldemort didn't get it--nobody since has held it for more than a year.
Astronomy: Professor Sinistra
Herbology: Professor Sprout
Charms: Professor Flitwick
Divination: Professor Trelawney and Firenze
Arithmancy: Professor Vector
Care of Magical Creatures: Professors Kettleburn and Grubbly-Plank; and Hagrid
Flying: Madam Hooch








What types of things might one need to become a successful witch or wizard?

Broomsticks: Great for getting around, and also for playing Quidditch. They come in many models, the Firebolt being the best.
Floo powder: Toss some of this into your fireplace, clearly state the name of where you want to end up, and you will be transported there. But speak clearly!
Invisibility Cloaks: Don't count on seeing a lot of these; Harry just inherited one from his father. They do come in handy though.
Remembralls: These little glass balls glow red when you've forgotten something.
Time Turners: Very hard to obtain from the Ministry of Magic, awful things can happen when you use one. Hermione is able to responsibly use one to handle her course load.
Wands: They can be crucial to your success. Always remember that the wand chooses the wizard, so you'll know when the choice is right for you. You can also stick out your wand hand to summon the Knight Bus, which can take you anywhere you need to go, but be careful, it's a bumpy ride.
Wizard Chess Sets: Just like regular chess, but the pieces move by themselves. Definitely bring one to Hogwarts; Harry and Ron certainly enjoy it. Gobstones and Exploding Snap are other popular games.







Quidditch is the legendary broomstick sport of the wizarding world. Many places in the real world have adapted it for real play, with players running around rather than flying and a fast runner acting as the Snitch.

The goal is to score the most points. Players known as Chasers try to get a large ball known as a Quaffle into one of the three large hoops on the other team's field, while it's the Keeper's job to stop them from scoring. Meanwhile, there's a tiny, fast golden ball flying around which must be caught by one team's Seeker to earn them 150 points. This usually wins them the game (unless the other team still has more points after it is caught) and ends it. To add an element of danger, Bludgers fly around and try to knock players off their brooms. Each team has two Beaters responsible for knocking the Bludgers away from players or into opposing ones.

Quidditch is a big part of Harry's life. It was discovered early on that he was a talented Seeker and he joined the team. Ginny also spent time as a Seeker and Chaser, while Fred and George were Beaters. Ron even became Keeper later in the series. However, as the books become darker Harry spends even less time on the Quidditch field. Games are played against House teams and wins earn House points. There are also professional leagues with large followings.







Many creatures abound in the wizarding world. Here are just a few:

Centaurs: Half-human, half-horse, these creatures are prideful. Many don't want to associate with humans. When one of them left the herd to teach Divination, he faced rejection.

Dementors: Not very magical at all. They basically appear as a type of black ghost with rotting, corpselike flesh underneath. They guard Azkaban, the wizarding prison, and can suck out one's soul. The victims are worse off then they would be if they were dead.

Dragons: There are many varieties. Harry battled a Hungarian Horntail in the Goblet of Fire. But Charlie Weasley can tell you about any of them- he handles dragons for a living.

Grindylows/merpeople: Imagine a demonic mermaid and this is basically what you get.

Hippogriffs: these animals, looking like large birds, want respect. They are to be bowed down to, without blinking. If they're willing to approach you they may even let you ride them.

Thestrals: These invisible horses can only be seen by people who have witnessed death. They pull the carriages that take the students to the school.

Unicorns: Their blood is valuable and can extend your life, but at a price. It's one of the things Voldemort was after. They prefer to be approached by girls rather than boys.

Cats, rats, and toads are the traditional pets of Hogwarts students. Famous pets include Neville's toad Trevor, Hermione's cat Crookshanks, and Ron's rat Scabbers. And of course, there's Harry's owl Hedwig. Owls are especially useful, even if they're not used as pets, because students can use them to deliver and receive mail.







Here are some of the biggest debates that surround the fandom. Decide for yourself where you stand...that is, preferably after reading the books.


Dumbledore: good or bad? Many fans have criticized Dumbledore for various reasons, including but not limited to his past. His love of power when he was young led to a tragic event, and one can argue that his plans for Harry weren't good either. He's not perfect, but I don't think he's a bad guy. 

Snape: good or bad? The jerky Potions professor only likes a couple of his students. But he also takes on the ultimate role as a double agent. Once you figure out what side he's on, it can still be challenging to determine if he's a good guy. Again, Snape isn't perfect and I think to truly be a good character he would have treated Harry better, especially because his mother was her love interest. And he wouldn't have bullied his students.

Movie Ginny vs. Book Ginny Many fans state, understandably, that movie Ginny doesn't really do that much as a character. Book Ginny is definitely more developed and her romance is more interesting. Still, she comes across as a bit too perfect and the movies don't portray her that way as much.

Harry's Career: Harry ultimately becomes an Auror, someone who catches Dark wizards for a living. But many people feel that he would have been better as a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. After all, he was probably tired of hunting down Dark wizards-which he really didn't want- and he would have been a great teacher. Or perhaps he was an Auror for a few years and then became a teacher. Let the fans decide.

Love triangles: Should Harry end up with Ginny or Hermione? Ginny is the popular answer, but this is still up for debate. It's also said that Hermione should end up with Malfoy or Fred, but this blogger strongly disagrees with those opinions.









Diehard Potter fans like to go to other places around the internet and share in the Potterpalooza. My computer is currently not allowing me to post YouTube links, but check them out for yourself.

Potter Puppet Pals: These wacky skits show the Potter gang at their worst. Character flanderization is through the roof. Corny-ness abounds. But they're amazing. "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" is a must-see, and be sure to check out the silly fan-made cartoons as well.

A Very Potter Musical: I haven't seen this one but I've heard it's popular.

The Leaky Cauldron and Mugglenet are also popular websites for your Potter needs.



This is a basic guide, but you'll find a lot more secrets tucked amongst the pages. Why not give the books a try if you haven't already?